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    Uh oh

    Yeah I may have had sex with your mother once or twice back in the 80s but that doesn’t make me your dad. wet and weary once upon a midnight dreary a cuck stumbled upon a site aglowing. “Come hither!” It shouted, “join a land of fantasy and be whoever you want to be!” So the cuck launched hl2.exe went to the server browser and what did he see? A section labeled S-S-T. A single click and then a double click led the lad to seal his fate. As swift to leave as he was to join the man had seen all he could. And though he would be made to return this time things did not crash and burn. For this time the server was not ran by tropical fruit but a British man with an iron hand. So a Russian boy the lad became and unleashed upon the land he wished to tame. A man/woman who had its own frightening tales that had come and passed. It played a woman and began to make her big round booty shake. Instead the lad moved away and reached the bar to his dismay. Weeks passed and the lad then died, his suicide came with much surprise. His brother came and baked a cake. The brother then met many men although some would just pretend that the spot between their crotch had nothing to be seen. Then one day a bug said “fuck” and led the mans life amuck. On the ground with shattered bones the bug had claimed the troopers throne. Then a loser from Germany who had a cut along his eye came along to join and spy. He met a bitch and licked her clit then off the ship he went away.
  2. Me n the boys, Im in the center
  3. Basic Information:Name: Antonio Jorge Sanchez Age: 24 D.O.B: 07/14/2277 Gender: Male Affiliation: Mobile Infantry Kin: Jorge Sanchez (Father), Maria Sanchez(Mother), Eduardo Sanchez(Brother), Juan Sanchez(Brother), Rosita Sanchez(Sister), Miguel Sanchez(Brother), Francisco Sanchez(Brother), Julieta Sanchez(Sister), Alejandro Sanchez(Brother) Homeworld: Terra Alignment: Chaotic Good Hair color: Black Eye color: Hazel Rank: PrivateBackstory: Born in Mexico City to a family of 8, Antonio quickly showed his athletically ability at a young age. He played jumpball for a pop warner team. In Middle School he joined the boys Jump Ball team and moved around at different positions on the team. In high school he began to grow into his now monstrous size which allowed him to make the transition to playing as an interior offensive lineman and continued to excel all the way into college. After a prolific career at USC he was projected as a 1st round pick in the Federation Jumpball League Draft. However, a rib cage injury that he never reported to the league caused him to severely under perform at the combine. Antonio was still hopeful his college career would be enough for teams to have faith in him, but his dreams of going pro never panned out as he went un-drafted. After losing what felt like a guaranteed entry into athletic stardom, Antonio searched for a new fulfillment in life, leading to him enlisting in the mobile infantry.Other Information: He can shotgun a beer faster than he can run a 40 yard dash.Character Description: Standing at 6'6, Antonio has an extremely large build to contain all 284 pounds of him, comparable to that of an NFL tackle. He has hazel eyes more on the brown side, curly black hair, and light brown skin. Characteristics: Massive appetite, absolute gym nut who can often be found chugging protein shakes with his breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Always quick with a joke or plain old smart-assery, Antonio is best described as a gentle giant with those who he cares for. However, those that pose a threat are indiscriminately met with his 284 pounds of Mexican fury.Achivements 2x Outland Trophy, 1x Lombardi Award, 3x USC Team MVP, His dads favorite son NeutralRegrets Personal Relationships Relations: Loved|Admired|Like Family, Brethren|Good friends|Friends|Acquaintance|Neutral|Mixed|Dislikes|Hates|Fears Adriana Valentine - Alright spook, I should probably try and be nicer to her. She doesn’t mean any harm, even if messing with that civvie was dumb. Eric Shepard - Good hombre, had a fun time screwing with Valentine with him. He kept a pretty cool head with that civvie, lord knows I would've started throwing hands.
  4. someone give me an invite link please the one in documentation is expired FUCK
  5. Name: Jocea Jolene Ceewah Age: 18 D.O.B: Idk what year it is in canon but like Febraury 69th, 42069 Gender: Female Role(s): Absolute nuisance Homeworld: Child Star Cloning Station 6 Alignment: Chaotic Evil Hair color: Blonde Eye color: Green Build: [REDACTED] Rank: Senior Master Sergeant Specialist IVBackstory: Created by a scientific team on [REDACTED] by Dr. [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and overseen by IntSec agent MSpc. [REDACTED]. Ms. Ceewah's mission and purpose was to infiltrate [REDACTED] and undermine General [REDACTED] and Rear Admiral [REDACTED] and place MSpc. [REDACTED] in position to act as standing General for the [REDACTED]. Ms. Ceewah completed her mission with never before seen precision and finesse. Upon completion Ms. Ceewah was to be immediately retired and jettisoned with other clout goblins. Unfortunately, she escaped. Attributes:Strength: 17/20Dexterity: 20/20Constitution: 16/20Intelligence: 20/20Wisdom: 2/20Charisma: 420/69Misc. Attributes: Raging Psychopath, Violent Sociopath, and thoroughly shcizophrenicCombat Rating: 11/10Pain/Health: 10/10Wealth: Fat stacks of that Nickelodeon cashOther Information: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO RICO [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]Characteristics: Infamous for taking prisoners to a chamber underneath her Kid Friendly Nickelodeon Resort Mansion and doing unspeakable things to them and their corpses.Achivements Over 900 Confirmed KillsRegrets Not Signing That Disney Contract
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