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"I can just put my fluids here?" Said by anonymous.

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LCpl. George Allen yells "Scoutmaster, what are you doing with no trousers in here?! Fuck- Argh!"
 

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Sgt. Henry Westfield says "Rhae, if you need anything to help with the triage, let me know."
Sgt. Henry Westfield says "Allen, you good?"
Pfc. Angelika Gjallahad says "Alright- I've been feeling off lately, too- Like. Sick at random points, distant mentally-"
LCpl. George Allen says "I am all good Sergeant."
Sgt. Henry Westfield yells "Are you pregnant, Gjallahad?"
3Spc. Selena Rhae says "Sure, Westfield."
LCpl. George Allen says "Ah."
LCpl. George Allen yells "Congratulations!"

 

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10 hours ago, Teoras said:

Sgt. Henry Westfield says "Rhae, if you need anything to help with the triage, let me know."
Sgt. Henry Westfield says "Allen, you good?"
Pfc. Angelika Gjallahad says "Alright- I've been feeling off lately, too- Like. Sick at random points, distant mentally-"
LCpl. George Allen says "I am all good Sergeant."
Sgt. Henry Westfield yells "Are you pregnant, Gjallahad?"
3Spc. Selena Rhae says "Sure, Westfield."
LCpl. George Allen says "Ah."
LCpl. George Allen yells "Congratulations!"

 

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[LOOC] Cpl. Tychus Miles: roll for dick size
** MSpc. Tyvus Weiss managed to fill the cup, capping it and looking to wash his hands, "Jesus Christ, dude, my dick just turned into a water hose.
** MSpc. Tyvus Weiss rolled 88 with a CON [20%] bonus for 106.

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** Sgt. Sophie 'Snotty' Jonsson glanced to Gully for a moment, squinting.
Sgt. Sophie 'Snotty' Jonsson says "If you turn into a seven foot Alien with claws, I'll be really... *really* pissed off."
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Sgt. Sophie 'Snotty' Jonsson says "They had to use .57 caliber rounds to put it down."
Pfc. Bethany Gully says "Oh... Tha' explains why we so heavily armed n' scared o' this thing then."
Sgt. Sophie 'Snotty' Jonsson says "As I said, if you're one I don't have a chance."
Sgt. Sophie 'Snotty' Jonsson says "So I'd be real pissed off."
Pfc. Bethany Gully says "Well. If ah'm one and ah' just don't know it, ah'll be sure t' tell ye' as soon as ah' feel like growing a few feet. Do the same fer me if you happen t' be one too, yeah?"
Sgt. Sophie 'Snotty' Jonsson says "Sure."

 

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Lt. Juliet 'Sol' Evans says "That's a nice accent you got there."
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Lt. Juliet 'Sol' Evans says
"Ye' got an eye like a hawke there, cowgirl?"
Pfc. Bethany Gully says "Weeell, ah' like t' think so. Pa' taught me most. How's the aim fer' that big ol' fun o' gun you got there?"
Lt. Juliet 'Sol' Evans says "Yes."
Pfc. Bethany Gully says "... ye' dun' understand a word ah' said did ye'?"
Lt. Juliet 'Sol' Evans says "...Yes."

 

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[128.0] Lt. Amanda J. Winters: We're enroute to man power' relay.
[128.0] BGen. Robert Shaw: Oh thank God.
[128.0] BGen. Robert Shaw: At least someone smart is in the vents.

 

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** Sgt. Sophie 'Snotty' Jonsson was flipped over, head face burying into the beer. She began jugging that shit, holding herself up in an almost hand stand like motion as she tried her best to guzzle beer like a cheap back alley hooker takes cum for change.

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** LCpl. Thomas Lawson saluted and thrusted out his groin "For the Federation."

** Pvt. Eric Shepard readjusted his own groin into perfect place before giving a crisp salute back
@Randy @Solitaire

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[128.0] BGen. Robert Shaw: YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T PUT MY BIG KING IN THAT LITTLE THING?
[OOC] BGen. Robert Shaw: oh
[OOC] BGen. Robert Shaw: uh
[OOC] 3Spc. Shannon Walsh: epic
[OOC] MSpc. Tyvus Weiss: LOL
[128.0] Pfc. Mark Davis: .... What?
[OOC] Pvt. Rodrik McCoy: alright
[128.0] Pfc. Francis Ramsey: Uh. Sir? Are you okay?
[128.0] 3Spc. Shannon Walsh: Weird flex sir, but okay.
[128.0] LCpl. Angelika Gjallahad: ... General are you feeling okay?
[OOC] BGen. Robert Shaw: that was not meant to be radioed but yknow what
[OOC] BGen. Robert Shaw: im gonna roll with it

 

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2 hours ago, MortifiedPenguin said:

 

sounds like something shaw would say IC so im glad he rolled with it lmao

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** BGen. Robert Shaw shrugs, "At least you can say you were part of Choi's last orgas- that made me want to puke."
(Speaking to Lily Parker)

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Context: Court-martial

[128.0] Cpl. Elliott Cooke: Private Hunter didn't attempt to kill himself over Ajax Drivas. He tried to kill himself because he got cheated out of gay sex by his boyfrind.
[128.0] RAdm. Jeremy Nash: Corporal Cooke.

[128.0] Cpl. Elliott Cooke: I didn't stutter, sir. His suicide attempt was motivated by the actions of Specialist Ashjay. Your state, emotionally, could of very well been effected by Drivas - but your suicide attempt was faked, was it not?
 

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12 minutes ago, Gimply said:

Context: Court-martial

[128.0] Cpl. Elliott Cooke: Private Hunter didn't attempt to kill himself over Ajax Drivas. He tried to kill himself because he got cheated out of gay sex by his boyfrind.
[128.0] RAdm. Jeremy Nash: Corporal Cooke.

[128.0] Cpl. Elliott Cooke: I didn't stutter, sir. His suicide attempt was motivated by the actions of Specialist Ashjay. Your state, emotionally, could of very well been effected by Drivas - but your suicide attempt was faked, was it not?
 

 

god i love the judicial system

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PO2. Olivia Murphy says "Looks like you are going down on Maideck."
 

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10 minutes ago, Kris said:

PO2. Olivia Murphy says "Looks like you are going down on Maideck."
 

-rep 4 self posting

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Col. Sebastian Bently raised his free hand, making a gesture of height, like someone showing how tall Pasta was, about hip high.
 

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