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Col. Sebastian Bently says "He was pissing, apparently."
Cpl. Augustus Azam says "Hope his PDA is fine, then."
Col. Sebastian Bently says "I'd rather not walk in on whatever hose pipe of a thing that man has."
** Cpl. Augustus Azam cringes.
Col. Sebastian Bently says "It'd be like trying to wrestle a fucking Snake."
Pvt. Jonathan Myers says "Thanks for the...information?"
Col. Sebastian Bently says "Like- the big ones in those shitty movies."
** Col. Sebastian Bently would then shrug, scratching at his cheek.
Cpl. Augustus Azam says "What's the point in having a big hose pipe anyway?"
Cpl. Augustus Azam says "Who the hell would like that?"
Col. Sebastian Bently says "A big woman."
Pvt. Jonathan Myers says "So....How's your day going, si- Oh, we're still talking about dicks."
 

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fuppyToday at 4:52 PM
hey how common are high ranking medics
i havent seen one of those unicorns yet

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Pfc. Eric Shepard says "I like you, dont go to school tomorrow."
Pfc. Eric Shepard says "Pff."
Pfc. Michael Baxton says "What school."
Pfc. Eric Shepard says "They made fun of my chalk drawing, I made fun of their chalk outline."
 

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LCpl. Alexious 'Alex' Layland says "You walk around with cock out saying you have the biggest one in the room."
LCpl. Alexious 'Alex' Layland says "Im gonna pull you asside and sort it out."
 

@Cipher

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2 hours ago, SaintonDrugs said:

LCpl. Alexious 'Alex' Layland says "You walk around with cock out saying you have the biggest one in the room."
LCpl. Alexious 'Alex' Layland says "Im gonna pull you asside and sort it out."
 

@Cipher

god, I wish cipher would pull my cock aside and sort it out in his mouth

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Pfc. Eric Shepard says " Ugh....the juice flowing in my mouth...UwU spank me daddy."
 

 

I gave the fuck a burger and this is the shit he does?

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[LOOC] Pfc. Elija Bragg: I was a Sergeant and I only got 20 Skill Corbin, the Specialist skill transferring is bullshit because it's suppossed to represent medical knowledge.
[LOOC] Pfc. Grace Corbin: ahahaha he's mad i got 25 skill and he don't
 

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Just now, Kris said:

** TSgt. Rachel Cross took off Akakios' pants. 

You are a hoe.

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4 minutes ago, Kris said:

** TSgt. Rachel Cross took off Akakios' pants. 

Akakios' face when Rachel took off his pants.

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16 hours ago, Beer🍺 said:

Akakios' face when Rachel took off his pants.

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Not sure if disappointment or concern.

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[LOOC] Cpl. Isaac Conniff: i think theyre at work
[LOOC] Pfc. Grace Corbin: wasting your electric bill to populate the server
[LOOC] Pfc. Grace Corbin: i haven't heard anything more powerful
[LOOC] Cpl. Isaac Conniff: civic duty of afking on the server
 

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Spc. Adrien Archer yells "Is that drugs?"

LCpl. Dina Christiansen whispers "Don't do dugs."

Spc. Adrien Archer whispers "Right?"

@Sting

 

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Cpl. Chloe Carter says "I was going to see Krauss."
Cpl. Chloe Carter says "Wanna come? Cool."
Cpl. Chloe Carter says "Hey you don't have a pussy."
Cpl. Chloe Carter says "Fuck off."
2Spc. Elija Bragg says "Didn't you say..."
2Spc. Elija Bragg says "Come w... nevermind..."
Cpl. Chloe Carter says "Shoo you little batty boy."
** 2Spc. Elija Bragg sighs as he steps away.

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** Pvt. Lloyd Pritchard turns to Renfro, scratching his clean jaw. "Errr, long time ago, we kinda' went to Arclight and shot up underprivileged black youths in the ghetto for a corrupt governor. I don't think Arclight rap ever survived."
 

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31 minutes ago, Luckish? said:

** Pvt. Lloyd Pritchard turns to Renfro, scratching his clean jaw. "Errr, long time ago, we kinda' went to Arclight and shot up underprivileged black youths in the ghetto for a corrupt governor. I don't think Arclight rap ever survived."
 

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That drop was wild

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